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nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

wailordead:

wailordead:

when you peel a sticker off something and it does the thing

image

the thing

"If you were in a different body, would you have the same personality?"
-(via suspend)

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

ryahn:

grapewallofchina:

80% exhaustion 10% sarcasm 20% dont care

that’s 110 percent

20% of me doesn’t care

should’ve seen that coming

la-meilleure-amie:

everyone says they want a fairytale wedding but when i show up and curse their firstborn suddenly i’m the jerk

sullied:

i am so jealous of all the people who are comfortable with who they are physically and mentally

e-bae:

Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

forbrightskies:

  • If you want to have sex after being together one hour that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one week that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one month that’s fine
  • If you want to have sex after being together one year that’s fine
  • If you want to wait until marriage that’s fine

zacwells:

Scooby Doo is the most useless member of the scooby doo team why is the show named after him, the show should be called Velma